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Jokes About Dogs and Puppies - Our Collection of Canine Humor - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about dogs and puppies. We have a total of 59 jokes.
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What breed of dog does a mad scientist like?
A laboratory retriever.
A laboratory retriever.
What breed of dog is a good fighter?
A boxer.
A boxer.
What did the dog say when he chased his tail?
This is the end of me.
This is the end of me.
What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff!
Ruff!
What do dogs suffer from when they travel in airplanes?
Jet wag.
Jet wag.
What do you call a dog who lives in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie.
A New Yorkie.
What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog?
An animal that chases itself.
An animal that chases itself.
What is a dog awarded when it graduates from college?
A pedigree.
A pedigree.
When is a dog like a finger?
When he's a pointer.
When he's a pointer.
Which side of a dog has the most fur?
The outside.
The outside.
Why did the watch dog run around in circles?
To wind himself up.
To wind himself up.
Why do bulldogs have such flat noses?
From chasing cars.
From chasing cars.