Jokes About Dogs and Puppies - Our Collection of Canine Humor - Page 5
Here is page 5 of our jokes and funny stories about dogs and puppies.
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Did you hear about the dog who had a sore throat?
He was a little husky!
He was a little husky!
Did you hear about the great dog detective?
He was called Sherlock Bones.
He was called Sherlock Bones.
What do you call a vampire dog?
A bloodhound.
A bloodhound.
What should an electrician call his dog?
Sparky!
Sparky!
What's a dogma?
A puppy's mother.
A puppy's mother.
Why did the girl call her dog Hamlet?
Because he was a Great Dane.
Because he was a Great Dane.
Why had the dog to appear in court?
Because it got a barking ticket.
Because it got a barking ticket.
How do you know it's been raining cats and dogs? There are poodles on the streets!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dog ever stop barking?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dog ever stop barking?
Patient: Doctor, I feel as sick as a dog.
Doctor: I'd better make an appointment for you to see a vet!
Doctor: I'd better make an appointment for you to see a vet!
When you take your dog to a shopping mall, where should you leave him?
In a barking space.
In a barking space.