Jokes About Dogs and Puppies - Our Collection of Canine Humor - Page 3
Here is page 3 of our jokes and funny stories about dogs and puppies.
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He's so dumb, his dog teaches him tricks.
What do you call a dog that is really boring?
A Dull-mation!
A Dull-mation!
What do you call a sad dog that loves to eat fruit?
A melon collie!
A melon collie!
What is Dracula's favorite breed of dog?
A Bloodhound.
A Bloodhound.
What type of dog works in an embassy?
A Diplomutt.
A Diplomutt.
Which breed of dog smells the nicest?
The Scent Bernard.
The Scent Bernard.
Why did the dog sit in the sun?
He wanted to be a hot dog!
He wanted to be a hot dog!
Customer in pet shop: Do you have any dogs going cheap?
Owner: No, all our dogs go "Woof!"
Owner: No, all our dogs go "Woof!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you walk the dog for me?
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you walk the dog for me?
Why did the Dalmatian want to go to the dry cleaner's?
Because his coat was covered in spots.
Because his coat was covered in spots.
Why did the idiot decide to sell his bird dog?
He found out that it couldn't fly.
He found out that it couldn't fly.
A man is walking along a road in the countryside when he comes across a shepherd with a huge flock of sheep. The man says to the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock, so he takes the bet. "954," says the man. The shepherd is astonished because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, choose an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away.
"Wait," cries the shepherd, "At least let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." The man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd.
"That's amazing!" responds the man. "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."
"Wait," cries the shepherd, "At least let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." The man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd.
"That's amazing!" responds the man. "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."