Jokes About Dogs and Puppies - Our Collection of Canine Humor - Page 2
Here is page 2 of our jokes and funny stories about dogs and puppies.
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Did you hear about the lazy dog?
It only chased parked cars.
It only chased parked cars.
What did the dog say to the ants?
Don't bug me!
Don't bug me!
What do you call a dog who is feeling cold?
A Chili Dog.
A Chili Dog.
What do you call young dogs who like to play in the snow?
Slush puppies!
Slush puppies!
What type of dog always looks confused?
A mixed-up breed.
A mixed-up breed.
What's the easiest way to stop a dog smelling?
Hold its nose!
Hold its nose!
When they go camping where do young dogs sleep?
In pup tents.
In pup tents.
Which dog do children like to play with?
A toy poodle.
A toy poodle.
Bill: Come quickly! Your Dog just bit a man in his jogging gear!
Joe: Don't be silly! My dog doesn't wear jogging gear!
Joe: Don't be silly! My dog doesn't wear jogging gear!
Did you hear about the dog who likes to eat garlic?
His bark is worse than his bite.
His bark is worse than his bite.
Did you hear what happened when the dog visited the flea circus?
It stole the show!
It stole the show!
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Saint Bernard?
A dog that bites you and then goes to fetch help.
A dog that bites you and then goes to fetch help.