Jokes About Dogs and Puppies - Our Collection of Canine Humor - Page 4
Here is page 4 of our jokes and funny stories about dogs and puppies.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben walking my dog.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben walking my dog.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
What gift did the dog get for Christmas?
A new mobile bone!
A new mobile bone!
What is a young dog's favorite soft drink?
Pupsi Cola.
Pupsi Cola.
Dave: My dog went missing yesterday.
Johnny: Well, why don't you put an ad in the local newspaper?
Dave: That wouldn't help. He can't read.
Johnny: Well, why don't you put an ad in the local newspaper?
Dave: That wouldn't help. He can't read.
I've been able to stop my dog begging for food from the table. I let him taste it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claws.
Claws who?
Claws the door behind you, or my dog will get out!
Who's there?
Claws.
Claws who?
Claws the door behind you, or my dog will get out!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to feed my dog!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to feed my dog!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a giraffe?
An animal that barks at low flying airplanes!
An animal that barks at low flying airplanes!
What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other dribbles!
One drools and the other dribbles!
A woman went into a department store to buy wool as she wanted to knit a sweater for her dog. "What size is your dog?" asked the salesgirl. "Oh, I really don't know," said the woman. "But I have him out in the car." "Well, you could bring him in here so we can measure him," suggested the girl.
"But, I couldn't do that," replied the customer, horrified. "You see, the sweater is to be a surprise for his birthday!"
"But, I couldn't do that," replied the customer, horrified. "You see, the sweater is to be a surprise for his birthday!"
Brian was travelling on the London Underground when he noticed a man carrying a cage with a small puppy in it.
"What a cute puppy." Brian said.
"I got it for my wife." replied the man.
"You certainly are a lucky man," said Brian. "I could never find someone to make a trade like that."
"What a cute puppy." Brian said.
"I got it for my wife." replied the man.
"You certainly are a lucky man," said Brian. "I could never find someone to make a trade like that."